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<title><![CDATA[green stuff (tokyo nananoku)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Hey dudes<br>
<br>
someone can help a bro to be happy?<br>
<br>
I went to buy some weed and I only got a crappy badsmelly thing with no thc at all<br>
<br>
just wanna hear some good music with my girl in peace at home<br>
<br>
anyone selling or knowing someone selling??? please man<br>
<br>
discretion in here I'm a funky stoner since I was a kid, <br>
<br>
chronic, skunk or any nice grown strain would make my life different in japan<br>
<br>
<br>
peace<br>
<br>
thanks]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-19T18:10:27+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[green stuff (tokyo nananoku)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-19T18:10:27+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Question about Japanese food (Meguro)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Does anyone know of any dangers related to sliding an uncut tube of chikuwa up one's arse? Does it make it taste any better?<br>
I am just asking for a friend who was too embarrassed to post.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-18T17:00:12+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Question about Japanese food (Meguro)]]></dc:title>
<dc:type>text</dc:type>
<dcterms:issued>2010-03-18T17:00:12+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Tokyo is super neat! (Shibuya)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1649258075.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Hi all,<br>
<br>
Just a quick rave! <br>
<br>
I just got to Tokyo and I feel like, finally, I am where I belong. I knew I was destined for bigger places than Tulsa!<br>
<br>
I love how friendly and polite everyone is, and how clean and safe the city is. I especially love the shopping! I hope to learn Japanese soon, so I can talk about fashion and politics and other fun stuff with all my Japanese friends!<br>
<br>
I hope I never have to go home, because I know I am destined to become a Japanese citizen. I hope everyone has a lovely day and enjoys the beautiful cheery blossoms!<br>
<br>
Ja-ne,<br>
Kurisuti-chan]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-18T12:24:14+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Tokyo is super neat! (Shibuya)]]></dc:title>
<dc:type>text</dc:type>
<dcterms:issued>2010-03-18T12:24:14+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Rave: Kebab-Ye (Shinjuku Sanchome)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Read poor Osaki's posts about his kebab experience and remembered that I was lucky enough to eat at the best Kebab place in all of fucking Tokyo - Kebab Ye in Shinjuku Sanchome.<br>
<br>
Go on Friday and try the lamb; I guarantee you will never go to the shitty guys in cars on the outside.  (Former merc friend of mine told me that they were all into selling drugs anyway)]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-18T08:46:41+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Rave: Kebab-Ye (Shinjuku Sanchome)]]></dc:title>
<dc:type>text</dc:type>
<dcterms:issued>2010-03-18T08:46:41+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: Paying for lunch (Next cubicle)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Was that you? I heard some farts, but they sounded muffled and I couldn't tell where they were coming from. I knew they must have been coming from someone close because I could smell them, but I didn't know it was you. I am the Japanese girl who sits in the cubicle opposite you and was so attracted to you. But now that I know you have a weak stomach I will have to put off my plan of inviting you to my house under the premise to remove the porno tape from my VCR so that I could have sex with you. I was hoping that while trying to fix my VCR you would turn it on and see what a dirty little girl I was and show me how much of a stud you are by doing me on the kitchen table. Now, I am just going to have to keep letting the dirty mailman do me in the small mop room at the end of the hall. <br>
<br>
I'm so sad :(]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-16T21:21:45+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re: Paying for lunch (Next cubicle)]]></dc:title>
<dc:type>text</dc:type>
<dcterms:issued>2010-03-16T21:21:45+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Paying for lunch (Osaki)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I don't think the roach coach where I bought my kebaps for lunch today were halal. I haven't been able to make it one hour without running for the toilet in ass-burning pain. This is worse than the time I had the green apple splatters.<br>
<br>
If you are considering Haziz's Krazy Kebaps for lunch, I strongly suggest you try another vendor. I should have known it would turn out like this, because when I greeted "Haziz" with the customary "As-Salamu Alaykum," he replied "And Bippity-Boppity-Boo to you, my main man."<br>
<br>
I am so sorry to my coworkers, who have been politely ignoring my loud, stinky farts and my running to and from the toilet while clutching my gut and uttering various curse words. I only wish this company installed soap and paper towel dispensers in the men's room...]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-16T18:27:12+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Paying for lunch (Osaki)]]></dc:title>
<dc:type>text</dc:type>
<dcterms:issued>2010-03-16T18:27:12+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[RE: Stop the illegal arrest of the Tokyo Two!!! (Neal Baker (kount533@ (Adachi-ku)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1645918193.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What's all this fighting ME and SG?<br>
<br>
Can't you see you're in love with each other?!<br>
<br>
Why don't you take this shit offline and work it out over a bottle of Merlot and a Barry White record...]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-16T09:39:51+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:source>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1645918193.html</dc:source>
<dc:title><![CDATA[RE: Stop the illegal arrest of the Tokyo Two!!! (Neal Baker (kount533@ (Adachi-ku)]]></dc:title>
<dc:type>text</dc:type>
<dcterms:issued>2010-03-16T09:39:51+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<item rdf:about="http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1645613448.html">
<title><![CDATA[you're both douchebags, tokyo lucky 11 (buttsexksia)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1645613448.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[way to be a chicken shit and out someone's email because they disagree with you. typical liberal.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-16T06:32:24+09:00</dc:date>
<dc:language>en-us</dc:language>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[you're both douchebags, tokyo lucky 11 (buttsexksia)]]></dc:title>
<dc:type>text</dc:type>
<dcterms:issued>2010-03-16T06:32:24+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[RE: anyone seen my dick? (Yoyogi)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1644850180.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc&feature=related"  rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc&feature=related</a>]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-15T23:34:05+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[RE: anyone seen my dick? (Yoyogi)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-15T23:34:05+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[anyone seen my dick? (Yoyogi)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1644638242.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[help!<br>
<br>
i have been looking for my dick since saturday.<br>
won't you please help me find my dick?<br>
if you see my little dick, please let me know!<br>
<br>
details: 7 month-old parakeet (male)<br>
name: dick]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-15T17:16:28+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[anyone seen my dick? (Yoyogi)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Aren't you bored? (@WORK)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Dear Proletariat Wage Slaves:<br>
<br>
Why are you looking at Craigslist instead of working harder? This is not your computer, nor is it your time. You are not allowed this freedom. You are being exploited.<br>
<br>
Exploitation = The subjection of producers (the proletariat) to work for passive owners (bourgeoisie) for less compensation than is equivalent to the actual amount of work done. The proletarian is forced to sell his or her labour power, rather than a set quantity of labour, in order to receive a wage in order to survive, while the capitalist exploits the work performed by the proletarian by accumulating the surplus value of their labour. Therefore, the capitalist makes his/her living by passively owning the means of production and generating a profit, which is really the product of the labor which is entitled to all it produces.<br>
<br>
If you don't own the means of production, you are owned.<br>
<br>
Hurry. Clock in on time. Work longer & harder for less money. Dress appropriately. Follow the rules. Compete against one another.<br>
<br>
Enjoy the bread and circuses and be sure to pay taxes.<br>
<br>
Don't think. <br>
<br>
Produce. Consume. Repeat until death.]]></description>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Aren't you bored? (@WORK)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Sinners, repent NOW (The Rapture is nigh)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[There is but One God, and His name is Irving!<br>
He will deliver you from all evil, except on Tuesdays and public holidays!<br>
His is the Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, and check out the nightly dinner specials!<br>
The meek shall inherit the earth, which they shall rent back to the mighty at a modest profit!<br>
Those with no sin among you may cast the first stone, although I'd prefer a pillow fight!<br>
Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I do it in comfy shoes.<br>
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, just be sure to wear a condom.<br>
Repent now, and save your soul from eternal damnation! And, if you call within the next 10 minutes, you can save an additional 20% (not applicable in Florida, New Jersey or Delaware)]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-15T11:56:30+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Sinners, repent NOW (The Rapture is nigh)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Michael Jackson found ALIVE!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I knew he faked his own death to avoid persecution and prosecution!<br>
<br>
But whose body replaced his for the coroner!?<br>
<br>
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8327753.stm]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-14T20:41:06+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Michael Jackson found ALIVE!]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-14T20:41:06+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Tokyo gay scene (shabu)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Hi Japan, did you know Jesus died for you sins?<br>
<br>
Japanese are godless heathens that need Jesus Christ in their life. Otherwise, they will keep making cars that kill white people and eating whales.<br>
<br>
God bless us Christians. The End Time is near, and we are locked, loaded and holding gold.<br>
<br>
Amen]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-14T20:25:11+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Tokyo gay scene (shabu)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: I am in the States:) - (WA) (Haole-Town)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Hey haole.<br>
<br>
It's called "kine bud" as in "da kine." Not "kind bud."<br>
<br>
Do us a favor, stay in shitty-ass rainy depressing Washington, because we are smoking better shit in Tokyo and getting blowjobs from 15 year old naughty joshikosei in their sperm-crusted uniforms. <br>
<br>
Mahalo.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-14T17:18:11+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re: I am in the States:) - (WA) (Haole-Town)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: so weak and flaccid re: so fat! (asstown youesseh)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Hey, if you are fat you are fat because you worked hard to get that way and you must be happy about it so why rant about skinny Japanese in their own country?<br>
Come on, meet you at McDonald's for a big Mac double cheese with extra bacon a large fries with a gaint coke. <br>
I'm sure it must be orgasmic ... like a good exhilerating puke!  Let's go..]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-14T16:39:30+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re: so weak and flaccid re: so fat! (asstown youesseh)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: Daniel W. is Scum (Azabu)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[You wrote this:<br>
I told you not to take the promotion because I did not want to move our kids to this shitty country. But I am your wife and I love and support you, so the kids and I came along anyway. <br>
<br>
We have only been here for two months and in addition to this being a total disaster and nightmare, now I catch you fucking a girl from your office. I never thought you were into the "Asian girl" fetish, but if you prefer some Japanese tramp to the woman who had your children and stood by your side for 8 years, I won't stand in your way any longer. The kids and I are on the first plant back to Minnesota TONIGHT!! <br>
<br>
Dear Mrs. Daniel W., Why rant here????   Go tell Daniel to his face.  Then just get on the next plane and leave.   Good bye.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-14T16:31:47+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re: Daniel W. is Scum (Azabu)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[I am in the States:) (WA)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Just wanted to let you know that I am<br>
loving the Kind Bud here.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-14T14:59:34+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[I am in the States:) (WA)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Daniel W. is SCUM! (Azabu)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I told you not to take the promotion because I did not want to move our kids to this shitty country. But I am your wife and I love and support you, so the kids and I came along anyway.<br>
<br>
We have only been here for two months and in addition to this being a total disaster and nightmare, now I catch you fucking a girl from your office. I never thought you were into the "Asian girl" fetish, but if you prefer some Japanese tramp to the woman who had your children and stood by your side for 8 years, I won't stand in your way any longer. The kids and I are on the first plant back to Minnesota TONIGHT!!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-14T10:23:28+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Daniel W. is SCUM! (Azabu)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[So dumb (Nunya)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Today I was in my boxers scratching my balls. I came to Tokyo R&R and saw some Baka internet trolls. They sounded like crybabies. They pretended to be Japanese angry at Gaijin, and they pretended to be Gaijin angry at Japanese. Then they pretended to be Japanese women to attract guys so they could pull their pud instead of bedding some honeys. They went to fuck their rubbermaid dolls and suck on a pacifier. ]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-14T00:14:52+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[So dumb (Nunya)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[so weak and flaccid re: so fat! (asstown youesseh)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[i was walking around assotown today and saw some nip tourists<br>
the looked so weak and frail. it seemed like the women were telling everyone what to do. <br>
the younger men, looked so feminine, it took me a minute to recognize them from the females!<br>
no wonder they lost so many wars and their country has been oppressed at many points of it's history.<br>
weak flaccid men get you no where every time.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-13T22:13:15+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[so weak and flaccid re: so fat! (asstown youesseh)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[so fat! (Shinjuku)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Today I saw some gaijin in Shinjuku. You are a so fat!<br>
I can't believe how loud you are talking. Your taking all the air from us! Hahaha.<br>
Almost all Japanese hate loud fat gaijins. I hope you leave our country soon. It will be much better.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-13T16:16:55+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[so fat! (Shinjuku)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: Re Fack You (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In your come back post, you also say "there is so much hate from foreigners".  <br>
Again, if it's true, and you speak for all these hating foreigners, then take them with you when you leave.<br>
Nobody cares, you will not leave a void.  So take your friends and be gone.<br>
Thank you very much.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-13T13:17:01+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re: Re Fack You (Tokyo)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: Re: Fack you (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In your come back post, you say "you are the reason that Japan sucks so much".  <br>
If you hate Japan and Japanese so much,  I can't understand why you are in Japan.  <br>
Why not just go back to where ever you came from and be happy there? (If happiness is a posibility for you).<br>
Face the truth, your presence adds zero to the Japanese culture and environment. <br>
No excuses.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-13T13:11:55+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re: Re: Fack you (Tokyo)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[re: Fack you! (ware-ware no nippon) (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Thank you, you are the reason that Japan sucks so much, your ignorant racists and can't take criticism. <br>
Your email shows why there is so much hate from foreigners, it justifies most things that people say. <br>
<br>
Let me try to explain this in a direct way that you may understand.<br>
<br>
You don't see gaijin as people because you are weak.<br>
You are inferior.<br>
You words spread racism and death. <br>
You are holding a bag of rotting meat and calling it gold.<br>
You are an idiot. <br>
You refuse to see the truth because you are afraid. <br>
Your parents are killing their children.<br>
Your children are killing themselves.<br>
Your husbands are with their mistresses.<br>
Your fathers are at work sleeping.<br>
Your wives are alone, bitter without love<br>
Your future leaders run away from pressure<br>
Your families are shrinking<br>
Your Asian power is shrinking<br>
<br>
Where is your pride?]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-13T11:19:15+09:00</dc:date>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-13T11:19:15+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Sea Shepherd anti-whaling activist arrested in Japan ("embezzlement in Japan")]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[TOKYO (AFP) – A New Zealand anti-whaling activist was arrested in Japan Friday after a harpoon ship he boarded in Antarctic waters last month docked in Tokyo, greeted by police and nationalist protesters.<br>
<br>
Peter Bethune, of the militant Sea Shepherd Conservation Society (SSCS), was engaged in months of high-seas clashes with the Japanese whaling fleet but has been in custody since mid-February when he boarded the Shonan Maru II.<br>
<br>
About 20 angry nationalist protesters with Rising Sun flags, watched over by riot police, lined the pier and shouted through megaphones: "Step forward Pete Bethune! Apologise to the Japanese people! We will tear you apart!"<br>
<br>
The harpoon ship docked alongside a vessel of the Japan Coast Guard, whose officers served him with an arrest warrant for trespass on a ship, a charge that can carry up to three years' jail.<br>
<br>
It is the latest chapter in a long-running battle between environmentalists and Japanese whalers, who hunt the ocean giants in the name of scientific research, a loophole to a moratorium on whaling.<br>
<br>
Japan maintains that whaling has been part of the island-nation's culture for centuries, and it does not hide the fact that whale meat from its expeditions ends up in shops and restaurants.<br>
<br>
As TV helicopters buzzed overhead, the protesters -- watched by riot police and plain-clothed officers with video cameras -- also expressed their fury with Australia, which has threatened to take Japan to an international court unless it commits to ending its annual whale hunts.<br>
<br>
Japan's Fisheries Minister Hirotaka Akamatsu told a press conference that the nation would maintain a "resolute stance" but said he did not see a diplomatic row brewing.<br>
<br>
Bethune, 44, was the captain of the Sea Shepherds' high-tech powerboat that was sliced in two in a collision with the Shonan Maru II in January.<br>
<br>
He climbed aboard the Japanese ship before dawn on February 15 from a jet ski with the stated intention of making a citizen's arrest of captain Hiroyuki Komiya for what he said was the attempted murder of his six crew.<br>
<br>
Bethune also presented the Japanese whalers with a three-million-dollar bill for the futuristic carbon-and-kevlar trimaran Ady Gil, which sank in the icy waters a day after the collision on January 6.<br>
<br>
Instead, the Japanese whalers took Bethune into custody and sailed for Japan. They reported he was in good health and being treated well, unrestrained but under watch in a private cabin with three meals a day.<br>
<br>
The SSCS, which has called Bethune the first New Zealander taken as a "prisoner of war" to Japan since World War II, said on its website it was preparing legal representation for the skipper.<br>
<br>
The group declared an end to this season's pursuit of Japanese harpoon ships in Antarctic waters on February 27, saying it had been the most successful campaign so far, saving many whales.<br>
<br>
If Bethune faces trial in Japan, it would be the second court case there centred on whaling, besides the ongoing proceedings against two Japanese Greenpeace activists now in the dock in the northern city of Aomori.<br>
<br>
The so-called "Tokyo Two" face up to 10 years in prison for theft and trespassing after they took a box of salted whale meat, which they said was proof of embezzlement in Japan's state-funded annual whaling expeditions.<br>
<br>
]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-13T02:48:29+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: Prisoners of War]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Define: Inappropriate- Your post.  <br>
<br>
Seriously dude?  What is wrong with you.  To even compare whaling to WWII is ridiculous.  The Pacific War was one of the saddest events in world history, and you compare it to whaling, and suggest committing terrorist actions of taking hostages to get other terrorists freed?  What is wrong with you?  If you want to stop the whaling, more power to you.  I don't really care either way, but that was really out of bounds.  If someone were to board my ship, and I was in the shoes of the Japanese, I would have that man arrested as well.  If a boat approached me in international waters, and attacked my ship, I would shoot first and ask questions later.  You're whaling friends are lucky that the situation isn't reversed.  If greenpeace, sea sheppard, whoever, were attacking and boarding American ships, the Coast Guard would be ripping them apart... if not the Navy.  I actually talked to a Japanese man about the ramming of the boat the day after it happened, and he was astounded to hear that not everyone thinks like you.  Japan is still a free country and an independent state; granting them a right to do as they please, so long as their actions do not threaten the citizens of anyone else.  Japan KNOWS what they are doing.  If they were any other country, they would outfit their whaling ships with deck guns and torpedoes.  I hope they do; I would LOVE to see the crew of Whale Wars blow out of the water.  Don't worry:  they keep track of the whales, they know how many they can hunt, and they keep better tabs on the whale population than anyone else.  A whale is the same as a cow, a chicken, a deer, or anything else we kill for food or sport.  Please cool your jets, and return to intellectual debate and you actually might accomplish something. <br>
<br>
Such racism and vileness disgust me.  Please stop posting such hate on these forms and giving the foreigners here a bad name.<br>
<br>
Cheers all.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T22:57:56+09:00</dc:date>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-12T22:57:56+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[RE: re: Mr. Idaho (Ikebukuro)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[You two butt-nuts need to get a room.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T22:27:00+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[RE: re: Mr. Idaho (Ikebukuro)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-12T22:27:00+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[re: Mr Idaho]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Haha, trust me I often use Idaho as a joke, I mean it's Idaho]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T22:17:01+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[re: Mr Idaho]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-12T22:17:01+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Mr Idaho]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Sorry about using your state as a comedic reference, but as you can imagine it just sounds SO bad ;) <br>
<br>
As for them Manning up, I don't know... some of them seem to have lost all will to take advantage of their testosterone driven prowess. Instead they have begun to satisfy their Japanese girl fetish by becoming estrogen-driven, sniveling crybabies whacking-off to asian porn on their computer. <br>
"Oh, but Mr. Unrepentant Wife Fucker and Cuckold Maker, tofu tastes SOOOO good! Yummy yummy in my tummy."<br>
<br>
<br>
"Yeah? Well FUCK OFF!"]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T20:47:47+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Mr Idaho]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-12T20:47:47+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Prisoners of War lead to War (Moshte' senso? tabun gembaku?)]]></title>
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<br>
ENOUGH.<br>
it is not your ocean to destroy any more.<br>
<br>
you have been warned.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T18:35:21+09:00</dc:date>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-12T18:35:21+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[re: To the Cuckold]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1640091974.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Hey wait a minute, I'm married and moved from Idaho.... and I don't give two sh*ts who you are hooking up with, spread the love man.<br>
<br>
And to all the b*tchy little boys out there who can't keep their woman satisfied, if you are on CL whining about gaijins taking your chicks: shut-up, go to the bathroom and make sure both tes*icles have dropped. If so, man up put the gameboy down and ditch the chick.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T12:08:37+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[re: To the Cuckold]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-12T12:08:37+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[To the Cuckold]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1640005536.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Talk about back pedaling. I like how you back pedaled with a "I'm not married or a cuckold, I'm a bachelor." Trying to hide the real story Puhleeze. It's too late you limp-dicked cum stain. Just because you got cuckolded and jumped the gun by trying to take out your misdirected anger the only way you know how, ONLINE, then tried to appear as a noble Bachelor with the above statement doesn't make me believe it. Your anger and disgust at being castrated comes through your post like my dick through a hymen. Are you angry because I am fucking up your Japan experience? HAHAHAHA. Are you the guy in Japan who never says "Hi" to others while hiding behind your playstation, because you are too fucking ugly and don't have the social skills to hold a decent conversation? Is spending your time jacking off on the internet the only way you spend your time here? <br>
<br>
There is an element or 2 of truth to my initial post, the ropes. I have them so I didn't need to buy them. Another is, I fuck Japanese women, and I fuck a lot of them. Not wives because of the potential financial repercussions (although it would be quite easy because they are in an economical marriage). Simply, there are too many single women out there that are desperate for attention. One thing I did do was that I took some writer's liberty to poke fun at what I perceived to be a racist Japanese (which you informed me that it was a Gaijin (probably you, which is even more pathetic)). And now, you are just angry that someone is getting laid, but it's not you. Heh heh heh heh. <br>
<br>
You think guys like me that fuck the natives is bad for Japan? At least an argument could be made that I am helping the population problem here, but isn't the case because I use condoms. You on the other hand, go to their schools to teach English with your nerdy little ass and fit the Gaijin mold these heathens have made, plus taken on reading Manga, wearing shit in Harajuku that shouldn't even be worn on Halloween, all the while trying to fit in and believing that if you JUST. TRY. HARD. ENOUGH, you will be accepted. Little do you know that they are laughing their asses off behind your back at you trying to fit in. With this in mind, you think I am worse for Japan than you are? HAHAHAHAHA. At least I am not seen as a spineless silly looking coward who is trying to BE Japanese. When they see me, they don't think they can shape me into the mold you so easily fit. Usually, the males just avoid me which is great because I think the majority of them read too much manga and play too much Playstation. But the females.... Ahhhhhh. Last night... she came up from Fukuoka on business for her father's company. She ate Fois gras in Ginza and I ate her..... That one, she's a hot little filly. <br>
<br>
Sorry about that, I won't go on and rub it in. <br>
<br>
  I have a question, How do you know that the initial post was written by a gaijin troll? Is it because YOU are the troll who wrote it? Or do you personally know the troll and toss each others salad from time to time? Or, do you know because you spend that much time on the internet and can sniff a troll out in 1 post? If so, I understand your anger. What you really need to do is fine-tune your nose to sniff out something else. <br>
<br>
Put down the Playstation and slowly back away. Get off the fucking internet and find out what is out there in this fucked up but fun as hell country. Yes, you are correct that I didn't pick up that the "racist Japanese" was a gaijin. It's because I don't spend countless hours online and know the rules and techniques for trolling that you seem to have etched in your head. I hope to God you don't pose as a Japanese female to get your jollies online as well. <br>
<br>
BTW, you crossed thousands of miles of Pacific Ocean to be able to learn the intricacies of trolling online? Fucking Pathetic HAHAHAHAHA. Why don't you just do that from Idaho and let us men show the Japanese that we are not all conforming pansies? <br>
<br>
I'm looking forward to your "You are a Brute" post any minute now ;) ]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T10:53:40+09:00</dc:date>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-12T10:53:40+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Japan: A Man's Country (Meijijingumae)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Anyone can see that today's young Japanese man is no different than the proud samurai of yesteryear.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T09:59:10+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Japan: A Man's Country (Meijijingumae)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-12T09:59:10+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[gaijin pricks want japanese limpdick (roppongi)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[so many fags4fags ads here.<br>
<br>
You came to Japan for pussies?  Or for dicks?<br>
gaijin pricks.<br>
<br>
Here's proof. look up his name and address. <br>
where? you are smart enough to know.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T01:41:52+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[gaijin pricks want japanese limpdick (roppongi)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-12T01:41:52+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[gaijin dick (SurfStoked)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br>
<br>
all you gaijin dicks and gaijin haters out there<br>
<br>
you are all fags!!<br>
<br>
<br>
especially this guy [location] hotmail.com!!<br>
<br>
Signs his own name as Miyuki!!!<br>
<br>
just proof of another closet fag!!!<br>
<br>
]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T00:55:54+09:00</dc:date>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-12T00:55:54+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[RE: Re: re: re: Wife Fucker (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I personally enjoyed the wife fucker's post. I even laughed out loud at work, which was all the more satisfying being surrounded by Japanese male coworkers on all sides.<br>
<br>
I love that when a perceived "White American" talks about banging Japanese girls, it turns into "You came here to MAKE YOU DICK FEEL BIGGER! HA!"<br>
<br>
...<br>
<br>
Please. Getting laid is easy anywhere, big dick, little dick, medium dick... it's all about how you carry yourself, with a dash of good looks and style always helping your case. But in Japan, it's surely the rock star treatment, as the OP pointed out, and the ease of doing something like, oh, say, cumming on a face. I've done it back home, and lets just say it wasn't really appreciated. But for some reason, most Japanese girls I've been with not only EXPECT a nice warm shot of baby batter on the chinny chin chin, they smile and bat their eyes as it pools in their dimples.<br>
<br>
But, I digress...<br>
<br>
What I wanted to point out that the rebuttal involved a "I bet you're AMERICAN." Coming from another American.<br>
<br>
As if Americans don't get shit talked by every Aussie, Kiwi, Canadian, and British guy at every bar for the same bullshit stereotypes that Sacha Baron Cohen so brilliantly played on... you gotta go and be one of them SELF-HATING Americans... Our country is full of problems, the whole world knows this... picking on it is as cliche as a Hello Kitty keitai charm.<br>
<br>
Go get fucked, you piece of shit. Rather, don't get fucked, don't get married, and don't procreate. The South is embarrassing enough without losers like you hating on the Stars and Stripes abroad.<br>
<br>
A big electronic high five to the wife fucker. Do your thang.<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT0OqHr3wHQ&feature=related"  rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT0OqHr3wHQ&feature=related</a> ]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T00:29:05+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[RE: Re: re: re: Wife Fucker (Tokyo)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-12T00:29:05+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Wife fucker reply (Keep flagging, assholes)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[(After all the daily filth and nonsense, you really flagged THIS?)<br>
<br>
Just do some Googling... Japan is in birthrate crisis because of men's low libidos. White, American, African, Dutch... it doesn't matter who it is, but someone's gotta fill their shoes. And, come on... Boots that the tip curls up like an elf shoe... "straight" Japanese guys are gayer than gay guys anywhere on Earth. Homosexuality is so repressed, I bet 25% of the male population is in the closet. I'm not saying I have a big dick, and I don't have sex with every Japanese girl I come across, but the one's I have and some that I am just friends with often complain about Japanese guys not being able to last long, at least not long enough for the girl to come. And many said they could never marry a Japanese guy because they will stop having sex with you the day after your honeymoon. Of course, size has come up, as well.<br>
<br>
Many of the guys on here are dirty scumbags, but come on... take a step back and think about WHY there is a wide open window for such behavior. ]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-12T00:27:43+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[RE: All gaijin leave Japan NOW!! (Nippon) (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Ohh no can't take the fact that Japanese society (esp. Tokyo) sucks balls. <br>
<br>
"Polling 300 (Japanese) men in their 30s, Spa! finds 35.4% (106) of them have not a single close friend."<br>
<br>
I'm sure that this stat has nothing to do with Foreigners and everything to do with insecure little man-boys... need more evidence, try looking at the number of child death cause by parents incapable of empathizing with their children This month from Japan Today<br>
"Mami Yoshida, the 26-year-old mother of the boy, Tomoki, told investigators that she had violently taken out her frustration with her husband on their son because he looked like her husband Hiroshi"<br>
"A 22-year-old man under arrest has admitted to killing his 6-month-old son, wife and mother-in-law in the city of Miyazaki,"<br>
"Police arrested a couple in Warabi, Saitama Prefecture, on Thursday on suspicion of failing to provide sufficient food for their son who eventually became weak and died in February 2008."<br>
"A 20-year-old woman was arrested for attempted murder on Monday, after she allegedly tried to strangle her 1-year-old daughter to death at their apartment in Tsuchiura City, Ibaraki"<br>
<br>
Maybe it's time to stop all the boo-hoo, don't pick on Japan and if you don't like Japan get out bull s***,  and start looking at what is wrong with your society.<br>
<br>
Ever stopped to think that part of the reason we gaijin get so pissed off here is because Japan has some seriously disturbing and very real problems, why is it easier to stop nearly all people from talking on a keitai in a train than to stop teenagers from beating old people, or parents from leaving their kids in the car while playing pachinko. If Japan is so awesome then how did your sh** get so f**ked up? <br>
Sexless marraiges, declining population, racism, men more willing to talk to a hostess girl then their wives, parental kidnapping, suicides... yeah you OP you got the right idea, everything is fine here, it's gaijin who are the problem.]]></description>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[RE: All gaijin leave Japan NOW!! (Nippon) (Tokyo)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-11T20:16:00+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[I like it too? (Minato-minami)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I agree with him, we Japanese love having the foreigner cum on our face. <br>
We are Asian slant-eyed sluts who will do anything for the great white dick, <br>
so please continue to objectify us and using as your fuck bunnies.<br>
Thank you,<br>
A kawaii young Japanese girl]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-11T19:44:20+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: RE: Re: To the unrepentant wife fucker (Tokyo) (Tokyo)   (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP .... Bravo Mr. American Bachelor Man ... Bravo!  Well said.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-11T17:26:37+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[RE: Re: To the unrepentant wife fucker (Tokyo) (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Way to back-pedal once someone calls you out for the piece of shit you are.<br>
<br>
Effective sarcasm requires a sense of humor and intelligence. You have neither. But we all know this just your way of trying to pretend that you're not exactly as I described you.<br>
<br>
You really should have read my whole post, because only a small part of it addressed fucking other men's wives. And, you would have learned a thing or two about real sarcasm.<br>
<br>
FYI, I am an American (so there is no hypocrisy when I call it as I see it). Your blatant contempt for the British is truly pathetic and embarrassing. I am a bachelor and have never been married. And, I am perfectly comfortable with myself. The only one who seems to have something to prove is you, my friend.<br>
<br>
If it was not clear to you that the "racist Japanese" poster you mentioned was actually just another gaijin (troll) fucking with naive morons like you, then you are the one who needs to stay off "online sites" because this shit is obviously way above your head.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: To the unrepentant wife fucker (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br>
Wow, you sound a bit bitter. Booo Hooo fucking Hoooo! Was your happy home broken up because your wife elicited the services of a "wife fucker"? Don't take it out on me, you should have been taking care of business in your own home, then she wouldn't have felt obligated to get her "O" somewhere else.<br>
<br>
But just in case,  I guess you don't recognize sarcasm very well. But that is a very touching post, what I read of it at least. As soon as I saw that you didn't get it, I quit reading and began skimming. Nice try though. Let me guess, you are a Brit. And here I was thinking you snobby fucks had a sense of humor or at least be intelligent enough to recognize sarcasm. My bad. I won't make the same mistake again. I will spell everything out really nice and easy for you. <br>
<br>
So, since you didn't get it the first time, I'll inform you that post was written to piss off a racist Japanese. It's my way of twisting the knife into someone who's views are severely dated. Just because your marriage was wrecked by you being unable to satisfy your "Hotwife" doesn't mean that you should lose your sense of humor or your ability to detect sarcasm. Learn from it and do something better with your life than frequenting online sites to vent your inadequacies. You may have the Whale Activist fooled, but not me. <br>
<br>
FWIW, I didn't do your wife. Even I have standards. ]]></description>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re: To the unrepentant wife fucker (Tokyo)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[To the unrepentant wife fucker (Tokyo)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1638583755.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Wow. <br>
<br>
Dorky American has to go all the way to Asia to make his little penis seem bigger and get laid. <br>
<br>
Y-A-W-N.<br>
<br>
You should be proud, picking all that low-hanging fruit must be really hard work, what with your busy schedule teaching English conversation and all.<br>
<br>
Nothing says "MAN" more than someone who would fuck another guy's wife and then brag about it. Maybe you can really show off and ruin a few marriages? Or break up a few families? That would prove your STUD status. And I am sure you would be responsible for any havoc you wreak, right? Like spreading whatever STD you have/catch from banging sluts to someone's wife/mother? Nope. You are a typical American, with your obsession with quantity over quality. Use use use. Waste waste waste. Not to mention your attitude, which clearly shows that you think you are superior to these lowly Asian men and that naturally all Asian women want your dick, simply because you are a white American. You are really going the extra mile to prove to something to yourself, aren't you? How sad.<br>
<br>
Preying on sexually repressed/frustrated women with low self-esteem and no self-worth is really a conquest to you, isn't it? Here's a news flash for you King Dong, getting laid in Japan is about as easy as blowing a stinky fart after eating a spicy taco dinner. Guess who gets more pussy in Japan than you and your latent-homo friend? Japanese guys! Do the math Einstein, 99% of Japanese women couple up with Japanese men. And remember: the Japanese have been engaging in kinky sex with SM ropes since way back before even your mama was born, so stop acting like you invented that shit, homey.<br>
<br>
I hate to break it to you, but you are really naive. Your post shows that, in fact, you don't understand Japanese women at all. Where are you from, some Midwestern hick town?! Player, you need to realize that sometimes even real players get played. But I don't want to say too much about this, as it will be more educational for you to learn the hard way...]]></description>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[To the unrepentant wife fucker (Tokyo)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: re: our death trap 2007 camry (the USA) (Anywhere)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1638491187.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Good.  Don't ever buy a Toyota again.  Go buy a Ford or Chevy instead.  And, oh yea ... good luck with the service.<br>
What a joke.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-11T12:05:25+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[How to combat Suicidal Thoughts]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-Combat-Suicidal-Thoughts"  rel="nofollow">http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-Combat-Suicidal-Thoughts</a>]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-11T11:49:51+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[How to combat Suicidal Thoughts]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Re:All gaijin leave Japan NOW!! (Nippon) (In da hole)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1638431211.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[   Seriously, why would we leave? We are treated like Rock Stars here. Your women love love us even if we are smelly, dirty and love kinky sex. I have done unheard of things with Japanese women that 99% of Western women would never allow. It is truly incredible. A lot of Japanese women don't have the Christian hangups about sex that Westerners do, so they are willing to try anything. And I do mean ANYTHING! The funny thing is, they all think it is normal. In a really cute voice, they say "Iya" when I am doing something particularly kinky, but open their legs wider to accept it. I know she is trying to be shy and wants me to believe that she doesn't want it, but I can see that she is SOOOOO Wet, and even enthusiastically humping her hips wanting more. <br>
<br>
   You see, I am one Gaijin that knows a lot of Japanese women like to be controlled, but also doesn't want to be held responsible for their pleasure. It's ok, I can understand that you want some of the action too, but I got some bad news for you buddy. I have a few friends that I tell my tales of kinky sex with Japanese women to, and they are slowly but surely getting in on the action. We have already begun playing "Oneupsmanship" to see who can outdo the other. I'd love to sit here and yank your chain because you are such a pathetic loser, but I got better things to do. I gotta go buy some ropes for tonight's S&M session with a HOT submissive Tokyo housewife ;) <br>
<br>
Enjoy your hand, and your Manga. ]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-11T11:15:59+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re:All gaijin leave Japan NOW!! (Nippon) (In da hole)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[All gaijin leave Japan NOW!! - (Nippon) (Hibiya)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1638416408.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Dear Sir:<br>
<br>
If you had the nerve to say that to my face, I would give you such a pranging that you would certainly think twice before ever posting such poppycock again!<br>
<br>
Signed,<br>
Major Reginald F. Buttocks (Misses)]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-11T11:04:21+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[All gaijin leave Japan NOW!! - (Nippon) (Hibiya)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[2 da gaijin h8az (all up yo ass)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I been in dis country fo 2 years now, and lemme just say dis: y'all Japanese people are some cool muthafuckaz.<br>
<br>
But some of y'all be trippin!<br>
<br>
Y'all worried 'bout the "graying of Japan" so y'all try to relax your immigration regulations to allow gaijin in de damn country, den y'all be all tellin' us to leave and shit. Worst still, y'all bring in tasty young Chinese bitches and hearty Philippines workers, snatch dey passports, pay them shit wages and den boot dey ass out de country. Y'all musta forgot dat y'all lost WWII! You can't be treatin' yo neighbors like dat. Ain't y'all heard? Payback be a bitch!!<br>
<br>
I'd be happy to discuss dis with any of y'all h8az, jes come down an see me at my sidewalk jewelry stand, I be in Roppongi tonight, Shibuya tomorrow and Kichijoji on Sat. & Sun.<br>
<br>
Peace out!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Re:All gaijin leave Japan NOW!! (Nippon)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Your sentiments are totally understandable.  But, it is not going to happen. So relax.  <br>
You are allowed to take advantage of their ignorance any way you can just as they take advantage of whatever they can<br>
with their arrogance. ]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-11T09:47:18+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[All gaijin leave Japan NOW!! (Nippon)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[We are reading this disucssion and really sick of the bad attitude toward our country. Why don't you leave JApan soon? You are only right about the one thing: we hate you and you not welcome in this country. Please leave now! We hate you!!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-11T09:04:15+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[Re:Murderers of Whales (Gookville) (World)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[You loudly rant about killing those beautiful whales.  <br>
No doubt they are beautiful creatures, just as cows and chickens and pigs are also beautiful creatures of nature.<br>
And, I am willing to bet you love eating those Big Macs and Whoppers with Bacon and Kentucky Fried Chicken.<br>
Do you know the word "hippocrite"?  Look in the mirror for the answer.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Murderers of Whales (Gookville)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Shame on you japanese pigs for killing these beautiful creatures. I guess the only way these fuckin' gooks will understand is by boycotting their all products including their shitty cars that accelerate out of control. FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES OF THE WORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-11T07:58:13+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[Re:THIS AMERICAN SAYS THANK YOU MR.TOYOTA (SCREW AMERICAN UNIONS) (Tokyo)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1637731774.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Japanese cars and Mr. Obama kankenai.  Mr. Obama has nothing to do with it.  We love Mr. Obama.<br>
Many Americans, like you, are foolish.  <br>
Even he tries and works very hard, can do nothing good for Americans because no cooperation.<br>
Only people want to criticize but not help .... like you.  Stupid.   Too biased.  ]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-11T03:58:20+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[THIS AMERICAN SAYS THANK YOU MR.TOYOTA (SCREW AMERICAN UNIONS)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1637321968.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[WE LIVE IN FLORIDA AND WE HAVE TWO OF YOUR CARS MR. TOYOTA...A 2003 HIGHLANDER WITH 60,000 MILES AND A 2001 4RUNNER WITH 100,000 MILES  WE LOVE THEM..WE THINK THIS ADMINISTRATION AND THEIR UNION THUGS ARE GANGING UP AND YOU AND AS ONE AMERICAN I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOROUR IGNORANT PRESIDENT...YOU ARE A VICTIM OF THE WASHINGTON CESSPOOL LED BY OBAMA..PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY   PAL]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-11T00:21:22+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[Go! Go! Salaryman Kintama (Japon)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Yeah! You go girlz!<br>
<br>
If you are a gaijin and live in Japan you MUST enjoy every little thing about your life here! No complaints!<br>
<br>
There is nothing at all difficult or troubling or frustrating about living in Japon! You must not understand anything about this fantastic culture and wonderful perfect society. Because you are gaijin and not as smart as Japonese!<br>
<br>
Just look at all the skinny gay guys that pass for men in this country and you will understand well why Japon is superior to your crap country!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-10T19:14:31+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Go! Go! Salaryman Kintama (Japon)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Re:this is exactly what I'm talking about - (Tokyo) (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Why the gaijin always using the swearing words?  They using the 'fuck-up" or other kind of low class word for calling peoples a names.  <br>
They are the english speaker.  Why they not have more good words they can use?  Must be they have but they only using low class. <br>
They not shame in another countries?]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-10T18:21:48+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re:this is exactly what I'm talking about - (Tokyo) (Tokyo)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Re:this is exactly what I'm talking about (Tokyo) (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Hahahaha .... the guy/girl who wrote that about gaijin being annoying all over the world is absolutely 100% right on!  <br>
It is my exacte same experience.  I find that they love to whine about everything things too as if they know anything about ogher cultures.<br>
Actually, we love our lives.  We just get annoyed when ignorant gaijin are around us .... smile, for the camera!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-10T16:16:54+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA["let us hope for it" means "no" ? (Plochingen)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br>
I'm not a good english speaker so please help me, my heart aches.<br>
<br>
me and a guy once met in a bar and had enjoyed phone talk constantly.<br>
we were both busy and could manage the next meet up all after six month since we met the first time.<br>
I asked him if we are going to see us next time, he answered "let us hope for it".<br>
is he not interested to see me anymore ? I was so hurt to hear his reply.<br>
]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-10T14:04:26+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[this is exactly what I'm talking about (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Dear ALT Rant OP:<br>
<br>
These are the kind of meaningless, useless comments you can expect from idiots in Tokyo. Japan seems to attract some real fuck-ups, and here are a couple prime examples, demonstrating what little wit and intelligence they possess. IGNORE them, because they hate life even more than you do...<br>
<br>
"My experience from quite extensive personal travels is that Gaijin are annoying people all over the non Gaijin world period, not only in Japan."<br>
<br>
"Dude, you were ignorant enough to get the tattoos, so now deal with it. The simple fact is that tattoos are not cool in Japan, as well as in some other countries. If you don't like that simple fact, just stay home and stop the whinning. B-o-r-i-n-g!"]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: Alt Rave (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Dude, you were ignorant enough to get the tattoos, so now deal with it. The simple fact is that tattoos are not cool in Japan, as well as in some other countries.  If you don't like that simple fact, just stay home and stop the whinning.  B-o-r-i-n-g!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-10T12:39:56+09:00</dc:date>
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<description><![CDATA[My experience from quite extensive personal travels is that Gaijin are annoying people all over the non Gaijin world period, not only in Japan.  ]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[First of all, let me just say that I, for one, understand where you are coming from. But I think that there are a few things you are not taking into consideration:<br>
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I think every foreigner has a love-hate relationship with Japan. That is because, at the end of the day, we are not welcome here, and no Japanese hopes we stay, and life is very difficult for those of us who choose to live here long-term. Consider that loon "Debito" up in your neck of the woods: he became a Japanese citizen just to prove something to himself, and so far he has changed very little, save the fact that Japanese are now convinced gaijin are truly annoying and his frustration level has skyrocketed. The only thing that will change over time is that your peaks will diminish while your valleys deepen. Don't wait around wasting your time doing a dead-end job like teaching English to people who can/will never learn. Shit is not going to get better in this fucked up world of ours for a long time, if ever, teaching English is not a job of the future, much less one with long-term security and you can snowboard just about anywhere.<br>
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And, it's not like you can't find English teaching jobs in countries other than Japan. Korea and China have an abundance of opportunities. So do the Phillipines (MUCH better women!), Spain and Russia, for that matter. Japan pays well because this is the most expensive goddamn country in the world. Period. Come to Tokyo and find out what a crappy quality of life you will have on your current salary, which is standardized all over the country (meaning that it is better for your bank account to teach in the countryside where cost of living is cheaper. English teaching jobs in Shanghai may pay less, but the cost of living is MUCH cheaper in China, and your money will go further. But if you decide to stay in East Asia, expect more of the same bullshit that you encountering now.<br>
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I myself "taught" English conversation during my first two years in Tokyo (thankfully, I was never an ALT), and I ran into the same frustrations that you are experiencing. In fact, I have become convinced that the Monbusho has no intention of ever allowing Japanese citizens to reach even an elementary level of English language proficiency. And who gives a shit if they do, anyway? Japan is SO slow to change and get a clue, that they still don't realize that Mandarin became the new business language about 10 years ago.<br>
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Plus, I am sure that you are aware by now that Japanese education consists of boring students to death with rote memorization and test prep. There are no critical thinking skills taught, no creative skills cultivated and anyone who tries to be different is like the nail that sticks it's head up and gets hammered down. There is tremendous pressure for Japanese to all be exactly the same, and the school you work in is actually an institution similar to a brain-washing facility, where Japanese are conditioned to become loyal workers and thoughtless consumers. Like most governments, Japan is only interested in cultivating mindless producers and consumers who will prop up GDP and make the ownership class richer and fatter. Speaking English has NOTHING to do with any of this. It is only a parlor trick used for entrance exams. If you are this unhappy now, you will absolutely HATE teaching English in Tokyo, because (guess what?!) it's the EXACT same scene, man.<br>
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I don't think it is fair to call your kocho-sensei a racist. The Japanese are unable to deal with all foreigners, and even other Japanese, in what we westerners consider a "normal" fashion. Again, this goes back to the idea that Japanese are so institutionalized that they have been conditioned to unlearn basic social skills that are akin to instincts for most other humans on the planet. When you, as a foreigner, try to call a Japanese person on some bullshit, or discipline the punk-ass kids in your class, you succeed only at making yourself look like an idiot. We all know that teachers in Japan often participate in bullying that ends in a student suicide, they themselves frequently inflict corporal punishment on their students and some even molest and rape their students. Compared to this, how could what you did be considered of line? It was what was needed to be done, but you scared everybody by making them look bad by doing what they themselves should have done in the first place. Just tell them that, instead of disciplining students, next time you will simply leave the classroom when students are acting up/sleeping,  and return only after the Japanese teacher has regained control of their classroom. Put the ball in their court and make them accountable.<br>
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I don't know what you mean by "non-gaijin hunter filth girls" but yeah, Tokyo has an abundance of stupid bubble-heads who will suck a gaijin cock at the drop of a hat. We probably have better looking women here to choose from than any other place in Japan, but the women here also tend to be quite fickle (so many gaijin dicks to choose from, I guess), extremely fake and childish game players. So watch out country boy! If you come to Tokyo, trust...but verify.<br>
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And about those other gaijin who sent you the letter, man, FUCK them. They sound like a bunch of fucking Wapanese pussies, too scared to be who they are or live how they want to out of fear of offending someone. Actually, they sound very Japanese, as FEAR seems to be a major component of what rules their daily lives. Here's a rule of thumb for living in Japan: if you aren't able to live here and enjoy life the way you would back home or anywhere else in the world on your own terms, something is definitely wrong. It may be that you are constrained by certain people, your job or your environment. But more than likely, it is a problem that originates in your own head, in the way you think and the way you carry yourself. And here's a big secret your butt-nut neighbors need to know: Japanese EXPECT you to be a big loud boisterous American who cracks dirty jokes and fucks shit up every once in a while. Guys who act like them get zero respect and, as you already noticed, get even less pussy.<br>
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The final thing I want to say to you is this: Don't expect Tokyo to be all that different from where you are at now. The people who comprise Tokyo are mostly inaka-mono who came here for school or work, anyway. And most of these limp-dicks are too afraid even to speak a few words of their regional dialects, which I always thought was totally gay. So, like some dipshit from Iowa who moves to Manhattan, they think they have to be afraid of everyone, and act cold and insensitive because this is the "big city." This, of course, is horse shit. Tokyo is in no way at all anything even remotely like New York City. There simply is no place on earth like NYC, and Tokyo is more like a giant Sapporo than a bona fide metropolis. It is big in size only, and not in terms of sophistication or worldliness. The biggest difference you will find here is that shit is three times as expensive compared to where you are at right now. But all you need to do is go to any train station in Tokyo, be it Shinjuku, Ebisu, Naka-Meguro, or Shibuya, and you will see that they all the same. The same as every other boring-ass place in this country. You will see a pachinko parlor, a soba shop, a karaoke place, etc.  and nothing at all unique the way different sections of NYC or Brooklyn are truly different, ethnically unique and exciting. There is no underground here, no cutting edge, no hipster scene, no NOTHING. It is all the bland Japanese sameness that you find in every little village and mid-sized town across this bloody country. Except that here, everyone works 24/7, and is always in a hurry because of their archaic way of doing business and non-existent time management skills. You will be here for about a week before you start missing the quiet, unhurried snowboard slopes.<br>
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PS:<br>
Tattoos are frowned upon in Tokyo, too. And you will pay three times in rent while earning the same English teaching salary while enjoying all, if not more of the frustration you currently experience because you built Tokyo up to be some kind of big city where you would finally be happy in Japan. I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm simply trying to keep it real as someone who has been there, done that and got the fucking T-shirt to boot. Remember: Free your ass and your mind will follow. The kingdom of heaven is within.<br>
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Hope this helps!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[re;New Zealand should Join and JAPAN should stop KILLING WHALES!!!!  (hypocrisyland)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[New Zealand should stop using AGENT ORANGE to make "dairy Pasture", and New Zealand should take care of its own toxic legacy before it spouts crap at anyone else.....<br>
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Paritutu?/ Dow Chemical? New Plymouth?<br>
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245T  times 50 years?<br>
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screwed over Viet Nam Veterans ( year 2010)<br>
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New Zealand should shut the fuck up.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cheapest flights? (Sapporo to Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I am living in Sapporo and desperately need to see a REAL city. I have a week off at the end of the month/beginning of April. I know it's a popular time to fly, but do you think I can find a return flight for under 2 man?<br>
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Domestic flights are fucking ridiculously overpriced in this country. Back in the US we have "FunFares" and shit like that for under $100-150. I flew to China for 2 man in November, but I can't find a return flight from CTS to NRT for under 40,000.<br>
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Fucking Japan...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[ALT rant (a flight away)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Japan and I have a love-hate relationship. I came here as a college kid and fell in love. When I moved here for work, I had Japan on a pedestal. Very quickly, that pedestal was broken to fucking smithereens. A year later, I am torn over what comes next. It's like last call at the bar: You don't have to go home, but you can't (and don't want to) stay here (your current job).<br>
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I'm sure a lot of you are ALTs. Well, the English language education system here is fucking pathetic. Back home, if you were a French teacher, your ass was perfectly fluent and you probably traveled to Paris three times a year. At half of my schools, the teacher doesn't speak a LICK of English other than "herro," "goodbai," and "ok." Many of them have such horrid pronunciation that is perpetuated in the kids that I don't know how to fix it. My Japanese sucks, admittedly, but I didn't come here to be a fucking Japanese teacher.<br>
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I had 6 kids sleeping in one of my classes a few weeks ago. I gently tapped on their desk and nicely asked them to stay awake when I am teaching. My co-teacher looked at me with disgust, saying "You don't know what kind of problems they are having at home." FUCK YOU! THIS IS 2010! WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS. I got called into kochou sensei's office and reamed out for "discipling" my students. Since I am a foreigner, I am "forbidden from disciplining Japanese." Waking up the kids who continually slack and are months behind their classmates? Gotta flex those insecurity muscles at the tall white guy, huh? Fucking racist...<br>
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And I love that everyone passes, even if they learn nothing and contribute nothing. I could go on for days about the bullshit I put up with at work, but bitching and moaning doesn't get you anywhere. So on to the asking for advice from people who may or may not be in similar shoes...<br>
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I'm north of Tokyo, and the snowboarding has been great. The non-gaijin hunter filth girls are also a pleasure. And the strong yen is helping out the bank accounts. I don't hate Japan, but I definitely hate my location and my job. And that the local gaijin are mostly fucking nerds that never leave their apartments. They each have two ugly, pimple-faced Japanese gaijin hunters that they take ikebana class and cook dinner with every night. They never get laid, they never party, and all they do is bitch about foreigners not being Japanese enough. One recently sent me a muti-page email about cracking a dirty joke and talking too much at a dinner party and how it butted heads with Japanese culture. He even attached a word document titled "Japanese Cultural Etiquette." I'm a New Yorker, I'm loud, I'm sarcastic, I joke, I curse... I respect Japan, but I ain't gonna change who I am. Some of these tight-assed, by-the-book Japanese pussies could learn a lot about loosening the fuck up from a guy like me.<br>
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That being said... What can a guy do who doesn't wanna go home and doesn't necessarily wanna ALT? I would ALT if there was a cushy job. The pay doesn't have to be killer, but the job should at least have teachers that speak fucking English. I imagine kids in Tokyo speak a bit more Eigo than the destined-to-be-a-construction-worker-in-deep-lifetime-pachinko-and-hostess-debt inaka kids.  I miss wearing jeans and not having to hide my tattoos every fucking day... I'm from NYC, and NOT being in Tokyo is killing me. I need the big city before I lose my fucking mind...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Tokyo ROCKS! This Saturday (Tokorozawa)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Once again kids, we are doing it to your earhole!<br>
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Saturday night be in Tokorozawa or miss the last  bad-ass bitchinest PAR-TAY of the winter!<br>
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Take the east exit, follow the street to the right of the MOS Burger and follow it down past the Tobu bus depot. This week's venue is on the right-side of the street (look for light the sticks). Or, just follow the crowds from Tokorozawa Station.<br>
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Note: No one under 18 will be admitted, and any part favors you bring shall not be sold or shared without the mutual consent of other partygoers. The use of condoms in the happening rooms is STRICTLY enforced!<br>
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Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[put down the pipe! (Shibuya Center-Gai)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I am really getting tired of being hassled by ice-heads in Shibuya. I am surprised there is not more coverage in the Japanese media about the tremendous problem of crystal meth in Japan. This is the most dangerous, highly addictive substance created by man (next to Teddy Grahams--I love those things!), and we have the Japanese to thank for this curse on society.<br>
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Yes, you read that right. Crystal meth was created by the Japanese. It is the ultimate all-time long-seller, the demand for which and whose sales far surpass Toyota, Honda, Sony and Hitachi combined. This is the terrible legacy Japan has passed on to our children and future generations.<br>
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If it weren't for crystal meth, the kamikaze pilots would never have been coerced into crashing their planes on the decks of ships (that wasn't sake in those cups they drank from before take off!) If it weren't for crystal meth, the Japanese war machine would never have benefited from the quasi-slave labour of underage children, who worked on their feet without food or rest for 20-hours or more every day. If it weren't for Hiro-pon and its active ingredient (you guessed it) crystal meth, the country would have never been rebuilt so quickly, and now that it is illegal, the country would not be in the toilet as it is today (what an ironic catch-22!) And if it weren't for crystal meth, there would be a lot less marathon fucking going on between disgusting chimpira and high school girls in this sexually repressed country!<br>
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Japan needs to accept responsibility for the ice scourge around the globe, and be held accountable for its actions! Or at least hook me up with some free ice.<br>
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Everybody together now:<br>
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Ice is not nice!<br>
No more ice!<br>
Rice is not nice!<br>
No more lice!<br>
Iice is not nice!<br>
No more dice!<br>
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Aw, fuck it. I want to smoke some ice.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Japanese Cars - (Worldwide) (Tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Yeah, how 'bout dem Toyotas? I'd still buy one over a piece of shit American car any day. <br>
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Do they still make cars in America? I mean, besides Toyota, Honda, Mazda, etc.?<br>
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It is so funny to see people complain about someone else's shit when their shit is TWICE as bad. Speaking of that, what ever happened to hypocritical whale guy? Or is this his new campaign d' jour?]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[RE: About "Tokyo Rocks" (Jingumae)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Dude, I don't know if you have ever been to many raves before, but I have been to 2 or 3 Tokyo Rocks parties and YES there were young girls there, and in the "happening rooms" there were definitely people getting naked, but I didn't see any girls under 18 or 19. I think you make it sound worse than it is. <br>
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I was happy that there were joints making their way around the dance floor, and only once did the cops break it up when I was there. If you are a prude or prefer older women, you should go drinking in Sugamo. (lol)<br>
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Anyone else going to Tokorozawa Saturday night?]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[About "Tokyo Rocks"]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Yeah, about this Tokyo Rocks thing, this is a group of foreigners and some Japanese who put on raves at various locations around Tokyo with different themes. But from my experience, they are heavily attended by druggies and sexual deviants. The parties are usually broken up by the police, who are trying to crack down on the open drug use and the underage sex. My co-workers tells me that te next party is this Saturday in Tokorozawa, but I would be careful if I were you. That is dangerous crowd to get mixed up with.<br>
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--TT]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[RE: New to japan (Party Central)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[First of all, let me extend you a warm welcome to Tokyo, the most exciting city in the world. It's exactly like Blade Runner, isn't it?!<br>
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To answer your question, I will share with you the Top 3 Party Spots in Tokyo:<br>
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1. Shinjuku 2-chome <br>
2. Kudanshita<br>
3. Kamiyacho<br>
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As a bonus, if you are into more adult fun (if you get my drift), check out Ichigaya!<br>
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I hope you enjoy Tokyo as much as all of us who have already been here a really long time do!<br>
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Ciao!]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[ok so i'm new to japan and looking for the party spots.<br>
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an hints or tricks?]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[RE: Tokyo rocks (Missed it (Mitaka))]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Wondering if the Mitaka rock fest was a one-off event or a regular occurrence. I'm not in the city, but I would make the trip for a good rock show. What genres of rock get played? When is the next one? Are Japanese rocker chicks half as sexy as their tatted-up American hipster counterparts?]]></description>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[RE: Tokyo rocks (Missed it (Mitaka))]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-07T13:55:32+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Japan Today (Allover tokyo)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I Cant get over those effen ANAL Douchebags at "JAPAN TODAY!!<br>
They ARE Sooo P.C.!!Take Your So called MINDS Out of Your ASSES<br>
They Tell you your "POST" is "OFF TOPIC"if they dont agree with your<br>
opinion,No Matter How you  write it !They are NO BETTER THAN<br>
COMMUNISTS!!Well ,FUCKYOUALL,ASSHOLES!!!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-07T13:06:04+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Japan Today (Allover tokyo)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-07T13:06:04+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[RE need help quick! - (Matsudo, Chiba) (Akabane)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1632229317.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Dude, I think this is probably real, considering how crystal meth makes you horny AND unable to get it up. He was probably using the boner pills and the cock ring to keep his junk hard so he could hump all weekend, then got panicked and paranoid when he couldn't get soft enough to slip the cock ring off so he posted his panicked message here. Ha ha! What a fucking idiot.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-07T12:24:35+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[RE need help quick! - (Matsudo, Chiba) (Akabane)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-07T12:24:35+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[need help quick! (Matsudo, Chiba)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1631187065.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Are you for fucking real? Why the fuck do you need both you limp dicked moron. One or the other would do...  go to a hospital to get the ring removed, before your dick gets gangrene and falls off. Fucking imbecile... ]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-07T00:12:09+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[need help quick! (Matsudo, Chiba)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-07T00:12:09+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[need help quick! (Matsudo, Chiba)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1631038255.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[I don't know where else to post this, so please forgive me if this is the wrong section...<br>
<br>
I need help removing a cock ring. I took two Viagra and slipped the thing on and now I can't get it off. I am getting worried and it is starting to hurt. Has anyone else had this happen to them? And how do I get the damn thing off without ripping my balls off?!<br>
<br>
Help!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-06T21:43:32+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[need help quick! (Matsudo, Chiba)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-06T21:43:32+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Tokyo rocks (Mitaka)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Big rock fest tonight in Mitaka, lots of booze, babes and plenty of bud and other "party favors" as long as you aren't a cop.<br>
<br>
Free condoms and light sticks for the first 500 people!<br>
<br>
3 minutes from Mitaka Station (south side) near the Family Mart. Follow the crowds. Doors open at 9:30PM.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-06T14:45:16+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Tokyo rocks (Mitaka)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-06T14:45:16+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[a tug in the loo (Kudanshita)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I did, and I'm glad to know I'm wasn't the only one. Sometimes I think that's all the J-blokes are doing in there...(lol)]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-05T19:49:16+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[a tug in the loo (Kudanshita)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-05T19:49:16+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Get back to work! - (But first...) (Ginza)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Um...just curios to know if anyone else followed the OP's suggestion?<br>
<br>
It wasn't the first time I made myself cum in the bathroom, but this time was kinda kinky. I'm glad I wore a skirt today!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-05T18:41:34+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Get back to work! - (But first...) (Ginza)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-05T18:41:34+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Get back to work! (But first...)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1629314537.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Hey everybody!<br>
<br>
At 15:45 let's all go to the toilet in our workplaces and masturbate at the same time! Yea! <br>
<br>
Doesn't it turn you on to think that at 15:45, men and women all over the Kanto Area will be silently pleasuring themselves simultaneously? <br>
<br>
It's Friday afternoon, it's a nice day, and it's not like you have anything better to do but jack-off. Stop pretending to be busy and get your weekend off to a great start by getting yourself off to start a great weekend!<br>
<br>
PS: Don't forget to wash your naughty hands after you're done!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-05T15:06:49+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Get back to work! (But first...)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-05T15:06:49+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[RE:Re:Friday (Kita-ku)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1629253781.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Anyone know where I can hook up with some acid?]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-05T13:41:25+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[RE:Re:Friday (Kita-ku)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-05T13:41:25+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: Friday (Shibuya)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Ya man, you got it pretty good. But I got it BETTER.<br>
<br>
I don't have to work, I have a few sugar mama's who do that for me. They hook me up with what I need, and best thing is: they are all married so I get laid, paid and have it made in the shade without some nagging ass bitch around to try and control my life.<br>
<br>
Oh, and every day I ice up in the morning and herbalize out at night. Lots of bitties on my dick in between.<br>
<br>
Look forward to Monday, working class suckah!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-05T12:14:02+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re: Friday (Shibuya)]]></dc:title>
<dc:type>text</dc:type>
<dcterms:issued>2010-03-05T12:14:02+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Friday (Roppongi)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Woke up this morning to a sunny day, warm weather and I was all like "fuck it! I ain't going to work!"<br>
<br>
So here I am, smoking a bowl and checking my email in my boxers while my chick makes us brunch. Think I'll eat, fuck, sleep, repeat.<br>
<br>
Life is good.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-05T10:53:50+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Friday (Roppongi)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-05T10:53:50+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Hey Tokyo (you smell that?)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1627793798.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[I just farted all up in yo face, biyatch!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-04T20:23:11+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Hey Tokyo (you smell that?)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-04T20:23:11+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[LoAnS (debt prison)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1627759421.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[yep, i do know that for a fact, fruity pants. but why are you asking gaijin on CL what your japanese friend should be asking other japanese about?<br>
<br>
remember, you don't have to go to blood-sucking, zero-interest paying, shitty customer service-having "mega bank" to take out a loan. there are other options.<br>
<br>
consider this: i went to marui to buy some new dress shirts and the guy at the register asked me if i wanted to create a marui charge card to get a discount on the purchase i was making. i said yes, and they gave me the card right then and there. in addition to charging any purchases made at marui, the card could also be used at most any atm for cashing (up to 50,000 yen) and card loans (up to 200,000 yen).<br>
<br>
a year or so later, they offered me a visa card with a 500,000 yen purchase limit, and that card also included 200,000 yen card loan and 50,000 cashing limits. collect a couple charge/credit cards with the card loan & cashing options and your friend can borrow 500,000-1,000,000 yen worth of high interest credit. s/he can set the repayment rate as low as 10,000 yen/month and pay off the principal and bigger chunks as money becomes available.<br>
<br>
i never had to show any proof of employment, although i vaguely remember showing them some id (my gaitosho). fyi, the reason most japanese need to have a hokensho is because it is the most commonly accepted form of id in japan. not everyone has a driver's license, and japan has no picture id cards for their citizens. the hokensho is the best verification of name, age and address. that's all. it has nothing to do with employment. when i was unemployed i still had a hokensho.<br>
<br>
then again, you could go see my buddy kenta in kabukicho. he can put cash in you hands today. even hook you with some meth, if you like. however, payback is a bitch. if your friend is a woman, he will likely make her work off what she can't pay back. is she into anal?]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-04T17:31:10+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[LoAnS (debt prison)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-04T17:31:10+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: Loans (Tokyo) (Otemachi)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1626200275.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Really? Seriously? There are loan companies who are willing to take on someone with no job or credit history?<br>
Do you know for a fact? Or are you just guessing?]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-03T21:57:39+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re: Loans (Tokyo) (Otemachi)]]></dc:title>
<dc:type>text</dc:type>
<dcterms:issued>2010-03-03T21:57:39+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Japanese Olympian effort (Tokyo)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1626100226.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[I agree with the poster below...the Japanese need to stop complaining and crying foul every time they lose in an international competition. Japan made a pathetic attempt this year (3 silvers, 2 bronze and NO gold). The Korean skater was superior, period. That's why the cute little Kook won the gold.<br>
<br>
On that note, why are the J-Olympic athletes always so damn ugly/goofy-looking? That's where they need to focus some effort in 2014. After all, the Olympics is all about showing off, advertising, marketing and other bullshit, so why not send your sexy gals to the big show? It's not like you're going to earn any LESS medals than you already do. Hot chicks who lose are still hot, but ugly ones are double losers.]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-03T16:01:32+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Japanese Olympian effort (Tokyo)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-03T16:01:32+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Re: Loans (Tokyo) (Otemachi)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1626091029.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Sure, anyone can get loans in Japan even if they have no job, no collateral and bad/no credit history. That's what the consumer finance companies like TAKEFUJI,  PROMISE and AIFUL are all about. Fun fact: over half the loans these companies provide are used to cover pachinko debt.<br>
<br>
Of course, there are always others ready to lend any amount of money your friend might need, as long as s\he is willing to pay it back quickly at high interest. In either case, expect the guy below to come banging on the door to intimidate you into repaying your debt. As it turns out, the SARA-KIN people are ALL criminals, anyway.<br>
<br>
Here's my suggestion to your friend: don't buy what you can't afford. S/he must be a real optimist to believe that interest rates are going anywhere but up as the Japanese economy continues to tank and ultimately, to fade away forever.<br>
<br>
BANZAI!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-03T15:41:01+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Re: Loans (Tokyo) (Otemachi)]]></dc:title>
<dc:type>text</dc:type>
<dcterms:issued>2010-03-03T15:41:01+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[Loans...  (Tokyo)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1626064889.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Hey, can an unemployed Japanese get a loan? I often hear if you've got an inkan and hokensho then you can get a loan. But, don't you need a good credit history and / or job (and have been employed for a few years)?<br>
 ]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-03T14:54:44+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[Loans...  (Tokyo)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[KIM You NAH desrved the GOLD! (Tokyo)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1624783169.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Can't believe some fucking japanese bonehead'''''''''''''''''''''<br>
 had the nerve to piss off the korean fuckeheads and add injury to insult and say that Mao Asada deserved the Gold.<br>
<br>
even though. I dilsike the  RUDE koreans more than the  Pearl harbor attacking Japs. <br>
<br>
Kim deserved it congragulations korea on a good olympics. <br>
<br>
Now stop being such prick heads. lol!!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-03T01:03:35+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[KIM You NAH desrved the GOLD! (Tokyo)]]></dc:title>
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<dcterms:issued>2010-03-03T01:03:35+09:00</dcterms:issued>
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<title><![CDATA[A shitty story (Kamiyacho)]]></title>
<link>http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/rnr/1624477206.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[On my way back to the office after having a coffee with a friend, I realized that I should have used the bathroom at Starbucks instead of heading straight back to work. About halfway there, the desire to urinate became a critical need. The closer I came to the building where I work, the harder it was to hold it.<br>
<br>
I work on the 6th floor, and I knew there was no way I could hold it on the elevator. Instead, I opted to run up a flight of stairs to the Indian restaurant on the second floor and use their toilet. As soon as I hit the door to the bathroom, I began to desperately unzip my fly and unfasten the button my boxers. As I kicked the door to the nearest stall open, I could no longer hold back the veritable tidal wave of urine emanating from my swollen bladder.<br>
<br>
As the door swung open, I was greeted by a truly grotesque sight. Apparently, who ever had used the toilet before me was stricken with a case of explosive diarrhea. The toilet seat was down, the lid was up and it was spattered with shit. It looked like some poor soul had, like me, been just a little late in getting his pants down and as he was in the process of sitting down on the toilet, his ass exploded. He sprayed the back of the toilet and the back part of the seat with a thick and chunky spray of feces. There was also shit in the sink and a stinking puddle on the floor.<br>
<br>
Instinctively, I had switched from nose-breathing to mouth-breathing, and as I was about to wet myself, I stepped lightly between puddles of excrement and aimed my race horse-like piss stream into the toilet with exasperated precision. The door was wide open, but I didn't care. I have never had to piss so badly in all my life. In any other situation, I would have chosen another cleaner stall to do relive myself, but this was an emergency under the worst possible circumstances.<br>
<br>
At first I was cursing the person who covered the stall with shit, but then it dawned on me: this person must have shit all over their clothes and themselves. There would be no way for them to clean up or return to work. I doubt even a taxi would pick up some poor blighter who was covered with shit spatters. So I guess he got his comeuppance. To him I say only this: <br>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[A shitty story (Kamiyacho)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[What a load of flaggers (UK)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Whats up with this friggin site, every time i post an ad in casual encounters it gets<br>
friggin flagged, my ad is respectful although has naked pics, is this why i get flagged ?<br>
This is 4th time flagged]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-03-02T05:25:44+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[What a load of flaggers (UK)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[RE: post got flagged by a fag -  (Not me buddy!)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I'm a gay man, and I don't flag anyone's posts.<br>
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ONLY CUNTS FLAG!<br>
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If you have something to say that I need to react to, I'll blast you online.  I NEVER flag anything; remember straight people can flag too!<br>
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The season is over and Sea Shepard stopped several hundred whales from being "Scientifically Slaughtered"!<br>
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Costing the Japanese Whaling Industry to lose millions of dollars!<br>
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So...Fuck yo Mama!!!<br>
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<dc:date>2010-03-02T03:34:19+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[RE: post got flagged by a fag -  (Not me buddy!)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[T S U N A M I ! ! ! ! ! ! (!!!!)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Run fer yer fuKKKin lives!<br>
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It's all over da TV! Ain't you heard?!<br>
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Da Japanese are WAAAAAY pussy about dis shit. Ha ha!<br>
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A boot in the poop deck is as good as one in the bun. Ya get me drift, laddie?]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-02-28T19:47:05+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[T S U N A M I ! ! ! ! ! ! (!!!!)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[thx cl buddy! (Hachioji)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I was lookin fer some herb here on cl and my hommie in hachioji hooked me up wit da fine stinky bud.<br>
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Now, gotta pick up da horny housewife sex friend and get her real high before de old in-out begin.<br>
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You da man tk!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-02-27T18:04:11+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[thx cl buddy! (Hachioji)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[hey hey! who else got laid last night?! (drained balls)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[man, i love dis fukkken country.<br>
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so i'm here for 48 hours, right? and already i have fucked me three lolitaz. tokio is da shitz!!]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-02-27T09:51:58+09:00</dc:date>
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<dc:title><![CDATA[hey hey! who else got laid last night?! (drained balls)]]></dc:title>
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<title><![CDATA[Japan’s whaling fleet, de-flagged and fined, following a legal  (ruling by Panamanian authorities!!!)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Panama — Yet another nail has been put in the coffin of Japan's dying whaling industry. We've managed to get the Oriental Bluebird, re-supply and transport ship of Japan’s whaling fleet, de-flagged and fined, following a legal ruling by Panamanian authorities. We are now calling on Japan to scrap the illegal vessel together with the rest of the whaling fleet. <br>
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The Oriental Bluebird, used to refuel the Japanese whaling fleet in the Southern Ocean and to ship whale meat back to Japan, was found to be in violation of a number of domestic and international regulations by Panamanian authorities. On October 8th it was fined the maximum penalty due to violations relating to its permissible use, the safety of human life and the preservation of the marine environment.  In human speak, that means that the ship, which was only supposed to be refuelling the fleet (in one of the most fragile and pristine environments in the world) was not supposed to be transporting whale meat. <br>
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They should scrap the entire fleet - not just the fridge!<br>
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We're proud to chalk up this victory.  Last year, we took action against this ship in the high seas to prevent the fleet from refuelling, and joined with other environmental groups in Panama to demand the vessel be de-flagged.  We asked why a ship flagged by Panama was allowed to deliver whale meat to Japan, when Panama, as a party to the Convention on the International Trade in Endangered Species, is specfically  forbidden from any such trade. Panama asked a more basic question: why was it transporting whale meat at all when it only carried permits for refuelling? <br>
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Without a flag the owners of the ship, Hiyo Shipping Co. Ltd in Japan, will be urgently looking for a new flag State. But it would make a mockery of international maritime law if Japan continued to rely on the services of this vessel. They should scrap it and end the annual hunt in the Southern Ocean Whaling Sanctuary.   <br>
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Or will they make a mockery of the law? <br>
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Japan has ratified an international treaty which seeks to end the practice of ‘re-flagging’ vessels in order to circumvent international environmental law. The treaty bars Japan from authorising a ship to participate in the exploitation of marine living resources for at least three years, if that ship has changed its flag after being found in breach of international conservation measures. <br>
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Waste of money<br>
The 'Oriental Blooper' is currently docked in Shimonoseki, Japan, the home port of the whaling fleet, which is due to depart on its so-called scientific whale hunt in the next few weeks. In addition to the millions of taxpayer yen spent subsidising the whaling operation; the Japanese government has this year added an extra 800 million yen (US$8 million) for a coastguard ship to act as so-called "protection" for the fleet. <br>
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Tokyo Two face ten years<br>
Meanwhile, two of our activists, Junichi Sato and Toru Suzuki, are being prosecuted in Japan and are facing up to ten years in jail, for exposing an embezzlement scandal at the heart of the whaling programme. Their arrest was clearly a politically motivated attempt to stifle opposition to the whaling programme. We're demanding that the charges against them be dropped immediately -- along with the entire whaling programme. <br>
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Vast amounts of taxpayers' money is being spent to defend the indefensible and militarise a hunt of endangered whales inside an internationally designated whale sanctuary, for a programme that is neither scientifically nor economically credible. <br>
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It's time for Japanese taxpayers to wake up to the full scale of illegality and corruption in the whaling programme, and to ask why whales continue to die for nothing more than to line the pockets of a few Japanese government bureaucrats. <br>
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<dc:date>2010-02-27T02:09:29+09:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[I would rather die from..]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[going as fast as a bat out of hell than to die by shitty tires. <br>
I mean how hard is it to make a decent tire. Those American engineers must be class acts to mold rubber together, design the tread,  and screw that up. <br>
<br>
Another reason why not to buy American. Hey, who cried to the government about bad Firestone tires, nobody! <br>
Boy, we better keep this quiet so more Americans would trust another great American product. <br>
It'll be wise if you Americans stick to show business, plunder poor countries, and expand your fast food chains to bolster the u.s. economy. <br>
Leave capitalism to the East and a handful of smart, cultured, and tactful white Americans.  <br>
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The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration’s new report brings the total to 119 fatalities associated with the recalled Firestone tires.<br>
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The agency reported it had now recorded more than 3,500 complaints associated with the tires, and linked them to more than 500 injuries. ]]></description>
<dc:date>2010-02-25T14:13:05+09:00</dc:date>
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